No, for real. It actually is my birthday today. I'm turning 26, which means I've just finished living for a quarter century. Today I'm going to have fun and ignore the fact that I've accomplished almost nothing of worth in the last two and a half decades. I mean, sure, I have a BA in history and I've done some really cool things. But then I look at the fact that George Custer, while a complete dick, was made a general at the age of 23 and I realize that I'm a complete disgrace to my age bracket.
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| General George Custer. Not Pictured: The blogger's complete lack of badassery. |
"I'm glad it's your birthday. Happy birthday to you!"
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